me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?
filed under: theo james. hes 29 but i mean. zammm zaddy.

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

someone just messaged me about how offended they are that i would be mean to boys

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
filed under: me.

bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

filed under: me.

ok literally i am at school right and 90% of the time i’m thinking of this song in my head that perfectly goes with my mood and i’m like “hey that would be good to listen to right now” and i never have earbuds ever i am so mad

jewist:

the way to my heart (take notes boys)

  • stickers
  • mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
  • reese’s peanut butter cups
  • temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
  • peach snapple
  • any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
  • concert tickets
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