mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
filed under: yeah but im not gonna be friends with EVERYONE.
i’m so gay

— me, whenever i feel any emotion at all (via remuslupinofficial)

my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

filed under: this is karen.
filed under: 5sos.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:

loganlurmun:

why is every adopted asian child named Lily

Umm my name is karen?? Do you even know me???

how about you go back to Cambodia??? 

why is every adopted asian child named Lily

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

Projected horoscopes of the month

rhydonmyhardon:

AQUARIUS: you need to eat more ass
PISCES: you need to eat more ass
ARIES: you need to eat more ass
TAURUS: you need to eat more ass
GEMINI: you need to eat more ass
CANCER: you need to eat more ass
LEO: you need to eat more ass
VIRGO: you need to eat more ass
LIBRA: you need to eat more ass
SCORPIO: you need to eat more ass
SAGITTARIUS: you need to eat more ass
CAPRICORN: you need to eat more ass

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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